Last Day of The Cadillac Sixteen!

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
12/19/2013 at 11:37 • Filed to: Beatoffnik

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So, Oppo, which 4 of the remaining 8 will advance to the Flathead V8?

"Highway Star"- Deep Purple

Mötley Crüe- "Kickstart My Heart"

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"Immigrant Song"- Led Zeppelin

Motörhead- "Ace Of Spades"

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Led Zeppelin- "Rock And Roll"

Queens Of The Stone Age- "No One Knows"

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Golden Earring- "Radar Love"

Pearl Jam- "Yellow Ledbetter"

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 11:44

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This is getting tough, seriously tough.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
12/19/2013 at 11:48

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Good.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 11:50

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If you don't vote for Yellow Ledbetter, you will contract dysentery.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 11:53

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It's going to be a ridiculous final 4...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
12/19/2013 at 11:57

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Contrary: If you vote for Radar Love, Eddie Vedder will finally spit out the marbles in his mouth.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > cazzyodo
12/19/2013 at 11:57

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As I can only hope for.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 11:59

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If you vote for Radar Love, Eddie Vedder will spit on you and throw marbles at your family.

/corrections


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
12/19/2013 at 12:01

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I'm sorry, but is Eddie gargling balls or sucking on a dick?


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 12:03

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Well done, by the way. This was a great idea and properly executed.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 12:04

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I think what you meant to say was, "If you don't vote for Yellow Ledbetter, alligators will gargle your balls."

Jeez, Arch Duke, lots of typos today.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > cazzyodo
12/19/2013 at 12:04

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Thanks, my goal, Kinja permitting, is to finish this by the end of the year.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
12/19/2013 at 12:06

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Shut up Eddie, I can't understand you.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 12:08

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If you don't vote for Yellow Ledbetter you will become deaf and senile, as evidenced by Maxyenko here.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 12:10

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...beautiful plumage ...


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 12:15

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The only real question here for me was Deep Purple vs. Motley Crue. Normally not a question at all, but I love Kickstart's quasi-train beat during the verse. I've never considered Tommy Lee a brilliant drummer, but God that's great.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager
12/19/2013 at 12:15

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The results don't reflect it...looks like a landslide for everyone


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 12:34

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That's the key...KINJAAAAA!!!!!

Perhaps next project (for 2014) can be something like this?

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > cazzyodo
12/19/2013 at 12:39

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That would be an undertaking. I was thinking about doing a worst car in march.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 12:39

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I love that video. You know which one.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 12:42

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That would be hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 12:52

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Immigrant Song VS Ace Of Spades?? OOHH.. auch... I know who I'll pick.. but it will be with a tear in my eye.


Kinja'd!!! Barbarian772 > Leadbull
12/19/2013 at 13:28

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If you don't vote for Radar Love, I will find you and I will key your car!


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 14:51

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Yellow Ledbetter isn't a great driving song, but it gets my vote as a better song than Radar Love, IMO anyway.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/19/2013 at 21:05

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1) Motley vs Deep purple?! That's HAAAAAAAARRRRRD
That's like making me choose between GTD and a GTi
BOTH ARE AMAZING
but Deep wins my heart
2) Led Zeppelin wins versus motorhead. I love Ace of spades, but immigrant song's my alarm in the morning, so I gotta say that I go with it!
3) Led Zeppelin would win here, but because of principles, I chose QOTSA
4) Yellow ledbetter is not one of my choices, for a good song, so Golden earing wins easily


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Leadbull
12/19/2013 at 22:12

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I died


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Dusty Ventures
12/19/2013 at 22:20

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Thanks to time travel, you're able to drive your own hearse.